El Creepo the Gray

"El creepo, sadista, violador, masochista

Despiado, asesino, despiadado, pervertido!" –El Creepo, from the song and album El Creepo.

Now did I write that shit? Fuck no. But this is the soundtrack for the creation of this freak. I couldn't get it out of my head. Some say this creep is the next evolution of Bango Skank the 6th... 7th? IDK. Either way, he's a fucking creep. It's said that if you gaze upon his grin for too long your butthole will spit in your pants.

Available as a display model or a wearable mask. Both versions come double-strapped.